Wednesday, April 23, 2014

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

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stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

(Source: stability)

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

letsgetdowney:

I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for what’s about to ensue.

letsgetdowney:

I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for what’s about to ensue.

dietcrush:

you’re kinda cool

you’re…

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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”

..you just gotta listen

idk (via meri-juana)

but-i-am-the-chosen-one7:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass


I pledge allegiance to that ass.